My brother on nail polish

My brother, the former Marine, is a man’s man.
He’s into guns and those McFarlane military figurines.
And football. And guns.
So it wasn’t a surprise that he expressed his disgust when I told him that I spent $16 on a bottle of Deborah Lippman nail polish.
“It’s Glitter in the Air,” I told him. “There’s nothing like it on the market!”
He wasn’t impressed.
“16!?” He asked. “You better be able to sniff your nail and get a high.”
Men.